Bob and Sheila

Bob and Sheila had a small flat in the city and decided the only way they could have a Sunday afternoon ‘quickie’ was to send 10-year-old Johnnie out on the balcony and ask him to report on the neighbourhood activities. It was sure to distract him for an hour. The boy began his commentary as the parents got down to business.

“An ambulance has just stopped at old Mrs Jenkin’s place, Mr Wales is walking his dog, Matt and Jenny are on their bikes and the Davidsons are having sex.”

Mum and Dad sat up in bed astonished.

“What do you mean?” spluttered Dad. “How do you know?”

“Their Billy is standing out on the balcony with binoculars too,” replied the son.