Birthday gift

Matt’s wife has been dropping hints about her birthday gift for weeks. Now, on the day before, Matt asks, “So what do you think you’re getting for your birthday?”

His wife responds, “All I know is that it better be in the driveway and it better go from zero to 200 in under six seconds.”

“Oh, it will,” Matt responds, “and it does.”

The next morning his wife wakes up to find a bathroom scale in the driveway.