All Jokes

Thunderstorm Fallout

One summer evening during a thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,…

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How White Hairs Come to Be

One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She notices that her mother has a few white hairs. “Why are some of…

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Composing a Story

A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told him she was writing a story. “What’s it about?” he asked. “I don’t know,” she replied. “I can’t…

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Children and Allergies

A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, “I’m allergic to nuts and eggs.” The person asked, “Are you…

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Same Old Roommate

When the Jones family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked the five-year-old son how he liked the new place. “It’s terrific,” he said. “I have my own room, my…

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A Dog’s Duties

A school teacher was driving a bus full of kids when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog’s duties….

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They’re Not Buying It

The fifth grade children had all been photographed and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be…

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Nursery Rhyme Knowledge

One day the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She said, “…and so the pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said…

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Where’s My Sibling?

For weeks, a six-year old lad kept telling his teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day his mother allowed him to feel the movements…

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Where Do You Live?

A father was discussing geography with his two year old daughter: “Where do you live?” he asked her. “Minneapolis,” she said. “Where does grandma live?” “Baltimore.” “Where does uncle Joe live?” “Chicago.”…

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Greeting Card Selection

A little boy was carefully reading all the greeting cards at the store. After a few minutes the clerk asked, “What is it you’re looking for? Happy Birthday? Get Well Soon? Happy…

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The Boy and the Frog

A boy was walking along one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the…

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