A woman was walking along the street…

A woman was walking along the street with her little daughter when they came upon two dogs humping. When the daughter asked her mother what they were doing, embarrassed Mum did some quick thinking and replied, “The dog on top has hurt itself so the one underneath is carrying it.”

“Well, isn’t that just typical?” said the little girl. “You try and do someone a good turn and all they do is turn round and f*ck you.”