A man walks into a bar…

A man walks into a bar and gets very drunk. He heads for the toilet. A few minutes later, there’s a blood-curdling scream. A few minutes after that, another loud scream echoes around the bar. The bartender goes to investigate. ‘What’s all the screaming about in there?’ he yells. ‘You’re scaring my customers!’

The drunk responds, ‘I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to fl ush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.’

The bartender opens the door and looks in. ‘You idiot!’ he says. ‘You’re sitting on the mop bucket!’