A man spends the entire night getting hammered at his local pub.

A man spends the entire night getting hammered at his local pub. After last call, the man stands up from his stool but falls flat on his face trying to walk. He pulls himself up in the doorway of the bar, attempts to stand, but falls flat on his face to the sidewalk. He drags himself to his car and drives home. He tries to unlock his front door, finally gets it unlocked, but falls flat on his face in the hallway of his home. His wife is standing on the steps to the bedroom, waiting for the man. “You’ve been out drinking again, haven’t you?”

“What makes you say that?” the man asks, still lying on the cold wooden floor.

“Because the bar called. You forgot your wheelchair again!”