There had been such heavy snow overnight that the poor little bird was unable to find shelter and fell to the ground in a dead faint. As time passed, a cow ambled along and dropped a cow pat on top of it. The dung was so warm, the little bird began to thaw out and was so overjoyed at his surprise rescue that he sang at the top of his voice. Unfortunately for him, a mean old cat came along, heard the singing, discovered the little bird and ate it.
So, people, beware. Not everyone who drops sh*t on you is an enemy and not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is a friend. Even more importantly, when you find you’re in deep sh*t, keep your mouth shut.