A husband and wife celebrate being married for…

A husband and wife celebrate being married for fifty years and never getting into an argument. The husband asks his wife, “How did you make it through all those years without getting into an argument?”

The old woman says every time she got mad at her husband, she would sew a doily, and it would calm her down. The next day, the husband and wife are cleaning out a closet and the husband finds a box with one doily and a stack of money totaling $25,000. He is excited to find the money, but also happy that after all these years, his wife has only gotten mad at him one time.

He asks his wife about the contents of the box. She says, “Well, the doily is from just last week, when you forgot to pick me up from the doctor’s office, and the money is from the past fifty years of selling doilies.”