A Horse Walks Into A Bar

A horse walks into a bar, across the room, up the back wall, across the ceiling, down the front wall and then up to the bar. The bartender gives the horse a beer; he drinks it and leaves. A man sitting at the bar looks perplexed and asks the bartender, ‘Hey, what’s that all about?’

The bartender replies, ‘Don’t take it personally, he never says “Hi” to anyone.’