A brunette, a blonde and a redhead walk into a famous bar. The bartender tells them about a magical mirror in the ladies room. He says, ‘If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you a wish, but if you lie – bang! it swallows you up.’ The three women head straight for the mirror.
The redhead goes first and says, ‘I’m the most beautiful woman on earth.’ Bang! – the mirror swallows her up.
The brunette goes up to the mirror and says, ‘I’m the sexiest woman on earth.’ Bang! – the mirror swallows her up.
Last of all, the blonde goes up the mirror and says, ‘I think—’ Bang! Gone!