I was at the bar the other night …
… and overheard three very big ol’ fat women talking at the bar. They all spoke with a heavy brogue accent.
I made an unfortunate assumption that their accents appeared to be Scottish… so I approached and asked, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?”
One of them angrily screeched, “It’s Wales… you bloody idiot!”\*
So I immediately apologized…. and replied, “I am so sorry! Are you three whales from Scotland?”
And that’s the last thing I remember.